Posted by: Erineus on: January 23, 2009
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever’” “Yeah” she replies, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Husband [...]
Posted by: Erineus on: January 15, 2009
What’s the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78? At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her [...]
Posted by: Erineus on: January 14, 2009
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said: ‘NO!’ And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, traveled more, had many [...]
Posted by: Erineus on: January 9, 2009
A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art. When the Vietnam conflict broke out, the son went to war. He was very courageous and died in battle, while [...]
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