Thoughts To Live By…

10 Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk!

Posted on: January 13, 2009

The Russians even have a traditional saying:
“The Worker Sleeps, His Job Carries On”

10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
9. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”
8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!”
7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”
4. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
3. “The coffee machine is broken…”
2. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…”
And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
1. ” …… AMEN!”


2 Responses to "10 Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk!"

I’m gonna have to remember some of these!

Lol, the last one is hilarious. Great post! I wish I would’ve known some of these long ago.

There were 2 jobs I’ve fell asleep on momentarily, later I found out I was suffering from the effects of hypoglycemia, but saying “Amen” would’ve surely ensured a greater length of employment at those places.

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