Thoughts To Live By…

The World Shortest Fairy Tale

Posted on: January 14, 2009

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’

The girl said: ‘NO!’

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn’t save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin’ lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

Source: www. thehumourarchives.com

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2 Responses to "The World Shortest Fairy Tale"

I am looking to sign up to that fairytale right about now…lol

Enjoyed reading it.

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