Thoughts To Live By…

Female Evolution

Posted on: January 15, 2009

What’s the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 – You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 – You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 – If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story.
At 78 – You can get out of bed, that’s another story.

Interesting Article: Six Strange Teachings of Evolution

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