Before and After The Wedding
Posted on: January 23, 2009
Before and After the wedding. Off course this doesn’t apply to every married couple 🙂
- Before – You take my breath away
After – I feel like I’m suffocating - Before – Twice a night
After – Twice a month - Before – She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac - Before – Saturday Night Fever
After – Monday Night Football - Before – Don’t stop
After – Don’t start
- Before – Is that all you’re having?
After – Maybe you should have just a salad, honey
- Before – It’s like I’m living in a dream
After – It’s like he lives in a dorm - Before – $60/dozen
After – $1.50/stem - Before – Turbocharged
After – Jump-start - Before – We agree on everything
After – We can’t agree on anything - Before – Victoria’s Secret
After – Fruit-of-the-Loom - Before – Idol
After – Idle - Before – He’s completely lost without me
After – Why won’t he ever ask for directions? - Before – Time stood still
After – Where did the time go? - Before – Croissant and cappuccino
After – Bagel and instant - Before – I can hardly believe we found each other
After – I can’t believe I ended up with someone like you - Before – Passion
After – Ration
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