Thoughts To Live By…

Before and After The Wedding

Posted on: January 23, 2009

Before and After the wedding.  Off course this doesn’t apply to every married couple 🙂

  • Before – You take my breath away
    After – I feel like I’m suffocating
  • Before – Twice a night
    After – Twice a month
  • Before – She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
    After – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
  • Before – Saturday Night Fever
    After – Monday Night Football
  • Before – Don’t stop
    After – Don’t start
  • Before – Is that all you’re having?
    After – Maybe you should have just a salad, honey
  • Before – It’s like I’m living in a dream
    After – It’s like he lives in a dorm
  • Before – $60/dozen
    After – $1.50/stem
  • Before – Turbocharged
    After – Jump-start
  • Before – We agree on everything
    After – We can’t agree on anything
  • Before – Victoria’s Secret
    After – Fruit-of-the-Loom
  • Before – Idol
    After – Idle
  • Before – He’s completely lost without me
    After – Why won’t he ever ask for directions?
  • Before – Time stood still
    After – Where did the time go?
  • Before – Croissant and cappuccino
    After – Bagel and instant
  • Before – I can hardly believe we found each other
    After – I can’t believe I ended up with someone like you
  • Before – Passion
    After – Ration

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