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Losers make promises they often break. Winners make commitments they always keep.

~ Denis Waitley ~

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What is your opinion about Marriage? Below are the opinions of some renowned great personalities. Do read them.

  • I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
    David Bissonette
  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    Sacha Guitry

  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
    Hemant Joshi

  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
    Socrates
  • Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
    Dumas
  • The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
    Sigmund Freud

  • I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
    Anonymous

  • “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
    Henny Youngman

  • “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
    Sam Kinison

  • “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
    James Holt McGavran

  • “I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”
    Patrick Murray

  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
    Nash

  • The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
    Anonymous

  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
    Henny Youngman

  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    Rodney Dangerfield

  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
    Milton Berle

  • Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
    Anonymous

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“I don’t know why I’m still gaining weight, Doctor. I eat healthy and walk the dog twice a day.”

The Seven Blunders of the World is a list that Mahatma Gandhi gave to his grandson Arun Gandhi, written on a piece of paper, on their final day together, not too long before his assassination. In his final years, the elder Gandhi kept his grandson close at hand and set aside an hour every day to be alone with the boy.

  • Wealth without work
  • Pleasure without conscience
  • Knowledge without character
  • Commerce without morality
  • Science without humanity
  • Worship without sacrificePolitics without principle
  • Rights without responsibilities [Arun Gandhi]


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