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The night before her wedding, a girl kneels down to pray. She prays for 3 things:

“Dear God, please make my husband faithful to me.
“Dear God, please keep me from finding out when he is unfaithful to me.
“Dear God, please keep me from caring when I find out he is unfaithful to me.”

Joke told in Degollado, Mexico, summer of 1996


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