Thoughts To Live By…

Before and After the wedding.  Off course this doesn’t apply to every married couple 🙂

• Before – You take my breath away
  After – I feel like I’m suffocating
• Before – Twice a night
  After – Twice a month
• Before – She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
  After – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
• Before – Saturday Night Fever
  After – Monday Night Football
• Before – Don’t stop
  After – Don’t start

• Before – Is that all you’re having?
  After – Maybe you should have just a salad, honey

• Before – It’s like I’m living in a dream
  After – It’s like he lives in a dorm
• Before – $60/dozen
  After – $1.50/stem
• Before – Turbocharged
  After – Jump-start
• Before – We agree on everything
  After – We can’t agree on anything
• Before – Victoria’s Secret
  After – Fruit-of-the-Loom
• Before – Idol
  After – Idle
• Before – He’s completely lost without me
  After – Why won’t he ever ask for directions?
• Before – Time stood still
  After – Where did the time go?
• Before – Croissant and cappuccino
  After – Bagel and instant
• Before – I can hardly believe we found each other
  After – I can’t believe I ended up with someone like you
• Before – Passion
  After – Ration

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